Monday, April 10, 2006

Wahl, Hits Funny

A woman saent this'n haere ta mae. I laiked hit sa' much I had ta sheer it. Hits cawled Thuh Republican Fasherman.

Saems 'is haere woman wus a floatin' along in a balloon an' haere shae wus lawst.

Shae lowers daown in 'at 'ere balloon a-trine ta figger aout whar shae's at. Raight about 'in shae spawts 'is haere fasherman in a boat aout 'ere own a laike.

'An hae's fashin' whin shae hollers daown at 'im, "Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I'd meet him an hour ago, but I don't know where I am."

Wye 'at 'ere fasherman wups aout 'is GPS unit an' a-raedin' et 'e hollers back up at 'er, "Yer inna hot air balloon approximately 30' above a ground elevation of 2,346 feet above sea level.

You're at 31 degrees, 14.97 minutes North lattitude and 100 degrees and 49.09 minutes West longitude."

Shae roles 'em pianted up ize and hollers baeck, "You must be a Republican."

"I am." says thuh man, "How'd you know?"

"Well," says thuh ballonist, "everything you've told me is technically correct, but I have no idea what to do with your information, and I'm still lost. Frankly, you've not been much help to me."

Thet 'er fasherman grins up at 'er an' hollers up agin, "You MUST be a Democrat."

"I am," says thuh balloonist, "how'd you know?"

"Well," says thuh fasherman, "you don't know where you are or where you're going. You've risen to where you are due to a large quantity of hot air. You made a promise that you have no idea how to keep, and you expect me to solve your problem. You're in exactly the same position you were in before we met, but somehow, now its my fault!"

Hain't thet thuh waey et warks? Wae jess' a-min'n aour own bus'ness an' long come a Dem whut thanks wae thuh raeson fer all thet's wrong in thuh warld, er 'least ther warld.

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